All The Way...A Decade Of Song

11/16/1999 3:00 AM, LAUNCH
Rob O'Connor

If you have to own just one, I guess this would be the place to be. Just staring at the song titles--"Beauty And The Beast," "My Heart Will Go On," "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face"-makes it seem as if you've switched on the lite-FM station at your job and the day has gotten inexplicably longer. You feel your toenails grow. You contemplate "life changes." And if your significant other shows any positive acknowledgment of ANY of these songs, you know just the spot in the backyard.

Then you put the CD on (why? I don't know, you just do). Within minutes, you miss the videos. You say to yourself, "Hmmn, 'I'm Your Angel,' that duet with R. Kelly, wasn't so bad. In fact, I will dedicate my life to making children happy. Wonder what those children in Canada are thinking right now?" Your problems are only beginning.